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a big purple dinosaur carrying a large fry from mc donalds screaming ....


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... "where's my ketchup??!! I asked for two ketchups! The bitch didn't put ketchups in the bag!" His screams were quickly silenced due to a baseball bat across the face, courtesy of Colonel Sanders. With the purple dinosaur now dead, the Colonel said...


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There once was a man Who lost his shoe in a lake He then grabbed his fishing rod and Accidentally hooked his buddy in the face and He happened to be riding by on a a magical Pegasus horse with a purple unicorn chasing him And on the purple unicorn chasing him was a
Fangletooth tiger drooling due to mild retardation and then he suddenly fried an egg on the brim of his tophat, then he Jumped off the purple unicorn and fell into a portal that took him to His bathroom where he ate his second hit of acid and realized he
Shouldn't have eaten that acid and should have injected it like regular folk... Then he Jumped out his 7th story bathroom window and Started to soar like an eagle through the grand canyon....all of a sudden he saw a ufo that wanted him to Soar right into his anus to retreive a dead hamster, which had been up there for awhile and was stinking so bad that aliens on other planets can smell it. Then, out of nowhere appeared a Giant zebra striped elephant with 2 heads and 3 tusks that was pulling a 2000 honda civic with a giant turbo and the driver was a friend of Emilio's that had once spent five days straight non-stop trying to move a pizza pocket across the room using mind power only. He didn't succeed. However, he did say that he forgot to take his hat off so it was all a waste of time but when he walked outside he saw a The that while being inside, there had been an alien invasion, and he was now surrounded in a post apocalyptic warzone stepping on to what was left of his front porch....he quickly Grabbed his potato gun he then loaded it up and said, "lock and load". At that moment, the potato gun misfired into his face. He survived, but he smelled like potatoes for a good year after that. As a result, his girlfriend left him. She said that i cant be with a guy that smells like a fucking french fry and ran off with Aladdin on his magic carpet but following close behind was a big purple dinosaur carrying a large fry from mc donalds screaming "where's my ketchup??!! I asked for two ketchups! The bitch didn't put ketchups in the bag!" His screams were quickly silenced due to a baseball bat across the face, courtesy of Colonel Sanders. With the purple dinosaur now dead, the Colonel said God damn I love chicken wings as he hopped onto his alarm clock and he drove his alarm clock for days until he stumbled across a

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